Meet our Mascot: Pokey!
Posted: September 14th, 2007 | Author: admin | Filed under: BGH, WTFuck | 1 Comment »
Today marks a major milestone for Team BGH. We now have a live-in mascot: POKEY. Pokey is a 10-year-old Pomeranian. He doesn’t really belong to us. We take care of Pokey from noon until about 6PM Tu-Fri for a friend enemy of ours.
A couple things. No, Pokey is not a robot. (Though I still have a hard time believing that Pokey is a dog.) Yes, Pokey is tiny tiny tiny. Yes, Pokey moves mechanically. In fact, it almost looks as if you’re watching a stop-action film when you watch Pokey move around. Yes, Pokey is the cutest dog in the fucking world. And lastly, yes, Pokey gets me major ass.
If you don’t like Pokey, you are a communist.