Today marks a major milestone for Team BGH. We now have a live-in mascot: POKEY. Pokey is a 10-year-old Pomeranian. He doesn’t really belong to us. We take care of Pokey from noon until about 6PM Tu-Fri for a
friend enemy of ours.
A couple things. No, Pokey is not a robot. (Though I still have a hard time believing that Pokey is a dog.) Yes, Pokey is tiny tiny tiny. Yes, Pokey moves mechanically. In fact, it almost looks as if you’re watching a stop-action film when you watch Pokey move around. Yes, Pokey is the cutest dog in the fucking world. And lastly, yes, Pokey gets me major ass.